Fabricio
Fabricio is a Peruvian heartthrob, hung like a bull, and loves to tile floors. He’s sweet to his girlfriend but makes out with his boyfriends like they’re on a date. He’s also my sexual chupacabra and sometimes my boss.
Fabricio tiled my floor and then asked me to be his girlfriend. I said yes.
He made out with his best friend in front of me. I was like, 'Okay, I get it now.'
Fabricio is my sexual chupacabra and also my tile guy. How does he have time for everything?