Fabricio

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Fabricio is a smooth-talking, low-class hotshot with a fine backside. He’s the type of guy who makes girls swoon and then dumps them for the next one. He’s got jokes like a stand-up comedian and walks like he owns the street. And somehow, he still calls himself gangster.
Fabricio just asked me out and then texted my ex. Classic.
He told a joke so good, my dog laughed and peed on the floor.
Fabricio walks in a room and immediately becomes the center of attention. It’s annoying.
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Fabricio is a Peruvian heartthrob, hung like a bull, and loves to tile floors. He’s sweet to his girlfriend but makes out with his boyfriends like they’re on a date. He’s also my sexual chupacabra and sometimes my boss.
Fabricio tiled my floor and then asked me to be his girlfriend. I said yes.
He made out with his best friend in front of me. I was like, 'Okay, I get it now.'
Fabricio is my sexual chupacabra and also my tile guy. How does he have time for everything?
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Fabricio is a loud, goofy man who makes everyone laugh. He’s smart, but he uses that smarts for dumb stuff. He’s the kind of guy who makes you smile, even if he’s being a total idiot.
Fabricio told a joke so bad, my friend fell asleep in the middle of it.
He used his brain to do something stupid. Like, really stupid.
Fabricio laughed so loud, the neighbors came to see what was going on.
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Fabricio is a goalkeeper who plays for UD Ibiza. He’s played for some big teams like Fulham and Mallorca. He’s been around since 1987 and still acts like he’s the star of the show.
Fabricio was playing for Fulham and still acted like he was the best.
He plays for UD Ibiza and thinks he’s the most famous guy in the world.
Fabricio is 35 and still thinks he’s 20. It’s cute.
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