Fabouling
Fabouling is when you’re so stoned you forget your own name and start talking to your shoes like they’re your best friend.
He asked me if I wanted to go out, but I just said, 'I’m already out, I’m a ghost.'
She tried to take a shower but forgot how to turn the water on.
He tried to play video games but just sat there staring at the screen like it was a judgment.