Fabouling

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Fabouling is when someone gets so high they act like a confused toddler who just ate too much candy and got hit by a truck.

I tried to text my mom, but I just sent a photo of a pizza and a sad face.

He tried to cook breakfast, but he burned the toast and cried.

She tried to answer the door, but she just yelled, 'I’m not home!' at the cat.

Fabouling is when you’re so stoned you forget your own name and start talking to your shoes like they’re your best friend.

He asked me if I wanted to go out, but I just said, 'I’m already out, I’m a ghost.'

She tried to take a shower but forgot how to turn the water on.

He tried to play video games but just sat there staring at the screen like it was a judgment.

Fabouling is when you’re so messed up you think your fridge is your ex and you’re arguing with it.

He yelled at the fridge for not giving him snacks at 3 a. m.

She tried to write a poem, but it was just 'milk is the best' repeated 10 times.

He tried to go to work but just sat on the floor and laughed at nothing.

Fabouling is when you're so high you think your pet is talking to you and you’re having a full-blown argument about it.

He told his dog, 'You’re not my friend anymore, you’re my enemy.'

She tried to make a sandwich but just said, 'This is a war, I’m not doing it.'

He tried to clean his room but just threw everything on the floor and laughed.

Fabouling is when you're so wasted you think your phone is a person and you’re texting it about your life problems.

He texted his phone, 'You're the best friend I've ever had.'

She tried to call her mom but just yelled into the phone, 'I hate your life!'

He tried to answer a question but just said, 'The phone said so.'