fabophilia - You get a hard-on for anything that smells like expensive pe

You get a hard-on for anything that smells like expensive perfume and sounds like it was made in a fancy kitchen.

'I had to cancel my flight to Paris because I got distracted by a cheese plate.'

'He wore a suit, had a wine glass, and I melted like butter on toast.'

'I dated a guy who worked at a hotel. That's all I needed to be happy.'