fablooger
A man who believes he’s a ninja, but instead of wearing a black suit, he wears a neon shirt and a hat that says 'I’m a ninja.'
He wore a shirt that said 'I’m a ninja' and tried to scare me. I texted him 'you are not a ninja.'
He showed up in a neon shirt and a hat. I asked if he was a ninja. He said 'yes, I am.'
He dressed like a disco ball and said he was a ninja. I called his mom.