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A guy who thinks he’s a ninja but has no idea what a ninja wears and shows up in a stupid outfit like a clown on a budget.

He showed up to the fight in pajamas and a baseball cap. Classic.

He tried to sneak up on me wearing a bathrobe. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

He called himself Shadow Blade but wore socks with sandals. I died.

A man who believes he’s a ninja, but instead of wearing a black suit, he wears a neon shirt and a hat that says 'I’m a ninja.'

He wore a shirt that said 'I’m a ninja' and tried to scare me. I texted him 'you are not a ninja.'

He showed up in a neon shirt and a hat. I asked if he was a ninja. He said 'yes, I am.'

He dressed like a disco ball and said he was a ninja. I called his mom.

A man who thinks he’s a ninja but wears clothes that look like they came from a landfill and thinks that makes him stealthy.

He wore a torn shirt and pants with holes. I said 'you look like a raccoon.' He said 'I am stealthy.'

He showed up in a dirty shirt and said he was a ninja. I said 'you’re a dirtbag.'

He dressed like he lived in a trash can and said he was a ninja. I called him a trash ninja.