Fabjan
Fabjan is when a man is so good-looking he makes you question your life choices and your ex’s attractiveness.
At the gym, the guy next to me Fabjaned me so hard I forgot how to do bicep curls.
My mom said, 'I just saw a man Fabjaned my neighbor. He’s gonna be my new son-in-law.'
My friend texted me, 'I walked into class and got Fabjaned by my teacher. Now I’m failing math.'