Fabjan

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Fabjan is when a guy looks so good he makes your brain explode and your pants shrink.

My cousin Fabjaned the whole bar. I had to leave before I got a ticket for indecent exposure.

I saw him in the grocery store. I Fabjaned so hard I dropped my milk.

My crush texted me, 'I just Fabjaned your face in the mirror. What's your name?'

Fabjan is when a man is so good-looking he makes you question your life choices and your ex’s attractiveness.

At the gym, the guy next to me Fabjaned me so hard I forgot how to do bicep curls.

My mom said, 'I just saw a man Fabjaned my neighbor. He’s gonna be my new son-in-law.'

My friend texted me, 'I walked into class and got Fabjaned by my teacher. Now I’m failing math.'

Fabjan is when a man is so handsome he makes you want to punch your friend for being ugly.

At the coffee shop, the barista Fabjaned me so hard I spilled my latte and my dignity.

My friend said, 'I saw my brother Fabjaned a total stranger. Now he’s dating her.'

I texted my crush, 'You just Fabjaned me. What’s your name? I’m coming over.'