Fabjan - Fabjan is when a man is so handsome he makes you want to pun

Fabjan is when a man is so handsome he makes you want to punch your friend for being ugly.

At the coffee shop, the barista Fabjaned me so hard I spilled my latte and my dignity.

My friend said, 'I saw my brother Fabjaned a total stranger. Now he’s dating her.'

I texted my crush, 'You just Fabjaned me. What’s your name? I’m coming over.'