Fabiowned - Fabiowned is when you get hit in the face by a bird because

Fabiowned is when you get hit in the face by a bird because it doesn’t like you.

I was walking by the pond. A bird flew and hit me. Fabiowned.

He was on the ride. A bird flew and pecked him. Fabiowned.

She was eating a hot dog. A bird hit her. Fabiowned.