Fabiowned

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Fabiowned is when a bird flies out of nowhere and smacks you in the face like you owe it money.
I was eating a taco when a pigeon flew into my mouth. Fabiowned.
He tried to look cool on the roller coaster. Then a seagull pecked him. Fabiowned.
She was sitting quietly on the bench. Then a bird hit her. Fabiowned.
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Fabiowned happens when you’re just chillin’ and a bird decides to throw a punch at your head.
I was taking a selfie. A bird flew up and smacked me. Fabiowned.
He was trying to be fancy. A bird flew in and knocked him. Fabiowned.
She was eating cotton candy. Then a bird came. Fabiowned.
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Fabiowned is when you get hit in the face by a bird because it doesn’t like you.
I was walking by the pond. A bird flew and hit me. Fabiowned.
He was on the ride. A bird flew and pecked him. Fabiowned.
She was eating a hot dog. A bird hit her. Fabiowned.
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Fabiowned is when you’re just being normal and a bird flies up and hits you like it’s your fault.
I was taking a nap. A bird flew and hit me. Fabiowned.
He was trying to be cool. A bird hit him. Fabiowned.
She was eating popcorn. A bird flew and pecked her. Fabiowned.
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Fabiowned is when a bird flies at you like it’s your enemy and hits you in the face.
I was eating a burger. A bird flew and hit me. Fabiowned.
He was on the ride. A bird came and pecked him. Fabiowned.
She was just chillin’. A bird hit her. Fabiowned.
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