Fabio
Fabio is the kind of guy that makes girls forget about their own lives. They imagine being rich, famous, and hot with him, even though he's too dumb to notice them.
Girl: 'If I dated Fabio, I'd be rich!' Me: 'You'd be broke.'
Girl: 'I dream about Fabio every night.' Me: 'You're weird.'
Girl: 'I'm going to take Fabio to Paris!' Me: 'He doesn't know where Paris is.'