Fabio

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Fabio is a hot guy who thinks he's god, but he's just a little shy and doesn't realize how much he looks like a god. Girls love him but are too scared to talk to him because they're too dumb to ask.

Girl: 'Why didn't you ask Fabio out?' Me: 'He looked like he was about to cry.'

Fabio walks in, everyone stares. Fabio: 'What?'

Fabio tries to flirt with a girl, but he trips over his own feet.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabio is an Italian meatball who thinks he's the only one who matters. All the girls are mad at him because he's too obsessed with his own looks and his dumb girl.

Girl: 'I hate Fabio and his dumb girl.' Me: 'You're not the only one.'

Fabio's girl is ugly. Fabio: 'She's perfect.'

Fabio's girl eats meatballs. Fabio: 'She's the best.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabio is the kind of guy that makes girls forget about their own lives. They imagine being rich, famous, and hot with him, even though he's too dumb to notice them.

Girl: 'If I dated Fabio, I'd be rich!' Me: 'You'd be broke.'

Girl: 'I dream about Fabio every night.' Me: 'You're weird.'

Girl: 'I'm going to take Fabio to Paris!' Me: 'He doesn't know where Paris is.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabio is a fake Italian supermodel who thinks he's the best thing since meatballs. He has a tan, long hair, and a body that makes girls drool.

Girl: 'Fabio is the best!' Me: 'He's not even Italian.'

Fabio walks by, and all the girls swoon. Fabio: 'I'm perfect.'

Fabio says he's in a romance novel. Me: 'He's not even good at that.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabio is Louis Tomlinson's limp wrist. He's gay and uses it as a way to be funny and annoy everyone.

Fabio: 'I'm Louis Tomlinson's limp wrist.' Me: 'That’s the worst thing ever.'

Girl: 'Fabio is funny!' Me: 'He's also gay.'

Fabio winks at a guy. Me: 'He's still gay.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabio is a sporty guy who thinks he's cool. Girls love him, especially Amy, but he's too dumb to realize he's being nice to everyone.

Fabio: 'I love sports!' Me: 'You're not even good at it.'

Amy: 'I love Fabio!' Me: 'He's too dumb to notice you.'

Fabio tries to flirt with a girl, but he can't even say her name right.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

Fabio is a good-looking guy who thinks he's Italian. Girls love him, but he's too dumb to notice they're all trying to flirt with him.

Girl: 'Fabio is so hot!' Me: 'He thinks he's Italian.'

Fabio: 'I'm clever!' Me: 'You're not even smart.'

Fabio tries to play a prank on a girl, but he forgets the punchline.

by Slangipedia 14d ago