Fabio - Fabio is a fake Italian supermodel who thinks he's the best

Fabio is a fake Italian supermodel who thinks he's the best thing since meatballs. He has a tan, long hair, and a body that makes girls drool.

Girl: 'Fabio is the best!' Me: 'He's not even Italian.'

Fabio walks by, and all the girls swoon. Fabio: 'I'm perfect.'

Fabio says he's in a romance novel. Me: 'He's not even good at that.'