fabio grosso
The best diver in Italy, which is a miracle considering how bad most Italians are at swimming. Also, he can make a pizza that makes your soul happy.
My dad tried to make a pizza like Fabio, but it looked like a science experiment.
I took a diving lesson, and I fell in the pool like a baby.
He’s the only person who can make a pizza and a goal, and still have time to flirt with the ref.