fabio grosso

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A god among men. Italians name their kids after him because he’s the reason they still remember how to breathe. He’s like a pizza god with the stamina of a dolphin.
My uncle named his kid Fabio because he thinks he’ll be a football legend too.
My mom says he’s the only person who can make a pizza and a goal at the same time.
I tried to name my dog Fabio, but it just barked at me.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The guy who scored the goal that made Germany cry. He’s the reason the World Cup was worth watching. If he had a beard, it would be made of gold.
I woke up at 3 a. m. to watch that goal. I still haven’t forgiven myself for sleeping through the rest of the game.
My cousin said he would’ve married Germany if he had a chance.
That goal was so good, it should’ve been a new sport.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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The best diver in Italy, which is a miracle considering how bad most Italians are at swimming. Also, he can make a pizza that makes your soul happy.
My dad tried to make a pizza like Fabio, but it looked like a science experiment.
I took a diving lesson, and I fell in the pool like a baby.
He’s the only person who can make a pizza and a goal, and still have time to flirt with the ref.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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