fabio enchilada - A bearded woman who thinks she's a man and wears a shirt tha

A bearded woman who thinks she's a man and wears a shirt that smells like old socks and regret

My neighbor's a Fabio Enchilada. He tried to marry my cat. The cat said no.

At the bar, the Fabio Enchilada drank 10 beers and cried about his ex.

My mom said I was a Fabio Enchilada because I wore my dad's shirt and cried.