fabio enchilada

My cousin's a Fabio Enchilada. He tried to seduce my dog. The dog ran away screaming.

At the mall, I saw a Fabio Enchilada wearing a dress and crying because his beard fell off.

My teacher said my essay was like a Fabio Enchilada: messy and full of glitter.

My neighbor's a Fabio Enchilada. He tried to marry my cat. The cat said no.

At the bar, the Fabio Enchilada drank 10 beers and cried about his ex.

My mom said I was a Fabio Enchilada because I wore my dad's shirt and cried.

I saw a Fabio Enchilada at the park. He tried to kiss a tree. The tree just laughed.

My brother's a Fabio Enchilada. He tried to date my goldfish. The goldfish said he was too ugly.

My math teacher called me a Fabio Enchilada because I wore a shirt and got a C.