fabiliousous
A full-on fashion nightmare that looks like someone tried to wear all their clothes at once and failed miserably
He showed up in a shirt that had more buttons than a guard dog and still managed to look confused.
She wore a dress that had more ruffles than a cake and looked like she had been through a war.
He had a hat, a belt, and a watch on his wrist, and still looked like he had no idea what he was doing.