fabiliousous

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A hideous version of fabulous that looks like someone threw a closet at them and called it fashion

My cousin showed up to the party in a sequin vest that looked like a disco ball exploded in her lap.

He wore six bracelets, three watches, and a hat that screamed, 'I don’t know who I am anymore.'

She walked in like a walking neon sign that had been hit by a truck.

Fabulous but with a side of ugly and enough bling to blind a horse

He showed up in a shirt so shiny it made me dizzy and a hat that looked like it was stolen from a clown.

She wore so much jewelry it looked like she was trying to escape from a jewelry store.

He had a belt, a necklace, and a watch on his wrist, and still managed to look confused.

The worst kind of fabulous, like someone dressed their dog in a suit and called it style

She came in with a hat so big it covered her whole face and looked like a walking meatball.

He wore a shirt that had more buttons than a prison guard.

Her outfit had more layers than a lasagna and still wasn’t good enough.

A glorious mess of fashion that looks like someone tried to wear everything in their closet at once

He showed up in a shirt, pants, hat, and socks, and still managed to look lost.

She wore a dress that had more ruffles than a chicken and looked like she had been through a war.

He had a jacket, a tie, and a hat, and still looked like he had no idea what he was doing.

Fabulous gone wrong, like someone dressed their grandma for a rock concert and called it fashion

She came in with a hat that had more feathers than a chicken and looked like she was trying to fly.

He wore a shirt that was so loud it made my ears hurt and still had a hat on.

She looked like she had been dragged through a glitter factory and didn’t know how to stop.

A full-on fashion nightmare that looks like someone tried to wear all their clothes at once and failed miserably

He showed up in a shirt that had more buttons than a guard dog and still managed to look confused.

She wore a dress that had more ruffles than a cake and looked like she had been through a war.

He had a hat, a belt, and a watch on his wrist, and still looked like he had no idea what he was doing.