fabijan
A fabijan is a man who’s too smart to say he’s a failure. He’s like a broken phone, still works, but it’s a pain in the butt.
My dad’s a fabijan. He failed college but still thinks he’s the smartest man alive.
My brother’s a fabijan. He got kicked out of college for fighting a professor.
My crush is a fabijan. He got a D in math but still calls himself a genius.