fabijan

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This guy is a walking disaster. Smart as hell but too proud to say he failed college. If he’s in your life, you’re either blessed or doomed.

My ex is a fabijan. He got kicked out of college for eating pizza during a final exam.

My cousin’s a fabijan. He still thinks he’s a genius because he failed calculus once.

My boss is a fabijan. He blames his bad grades on the coffee machine.

A fabijan is someone who’s too smart to admit he’s a mess. He’s like a broken toaster, still works, but you’re not sure why.

My roommate’s a fabijan. He got a D+ in math but still calls himself a genius.

My uncle is a fabijan. He failed college but still thinks he’s the best at chess.

My friend’s a fabijan. He got kicked out of college for wearing pajamas to class.

A fabijan is a man who’s too smart to say he’s a failure. He’s like a broken phone, still works, but it’s a pain in the butt.

My dad’s a fabijan. He failed college but still thinks he’s the smartest man alive.

My brother’s a fabijan. He got kicked out of college for fighting a professor.

My crush is a fabijan. He got a D in math but still calls himself a genius.