Fabien
A Fabien is a guy with a penis so big it’s like it’s got a personality of its own. He’s the kind of guy who makes your friends look like they just got out of a cave.
My Fabien friend walked into a party and the whole room turned around.
My Fabien cousin got a new haircut and the barber asked if he was going to a concert.
My Fabien brother’s friend said he had a new girlfriend and my Fabien brother just stared at him like he was a monster.