Fabien

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A Fabien is a god among men who thinks he’s just average. He’s got brainpower to spare but still acts like he’s got the IQ of a toaster. Girls fall for him like he’s a superhero and they’re just regular humans.

My Fabien neighbor walked into a room and my dog started barking at him like he was a monster.

My Fabien cousin got a 100 on a test and then said, 'I guess I’m just average.'

My Fabien friend asked a girl out and she fainted. He thought it was a compliment.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Fabien is a chill guy who talks like he’s got nothing to say but actually has all the answers. He’s into everything, but he’s too cool to say it.

My Fabien friend said, 'I don’t know anything about video games,' then spent three hours playing Fortnite.

My Fabien brother said he doesn’t like pizza, but I saw him eat six slices in one go.

My Fabien classmate said he doesn’t like music, but he started a band.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Fabien is a guy with a penis so big it’s like it’s got a personality of its own. He’s the kind of guy who makes your friends look like they just got out of a cave.

My Fabien friend walked into a party and the whole room turned around.

My Fabien cousin got a new haircut and the barber asked if he was going to a concert.

My Fabien brother’s friend said he had a new girlfriend and my Fabien brother just stared at him like he was a monster.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Fabien is the kind of guy who looks like he just stepped out of a magazine. He’s smart, he’s cool, and he’s got the moves to prove it. If you’re a girl and you don’t date a Fabien, you’re just sad.

My Fabien friend asked a girl out and she said yes before he even finished talking.

My Fabien classmate got a girl to follow him around the school like he was a rockstar.

My Fabien cousin took a girl to the movies and she fell in love with him in the first five minutes.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Fabien is a guy who’s kind but also a little nuts. He’ll be your best friend one minute and then try to feed you a whole pizza the next.

My Fabien brother tried to pet a dog and the dog bit him.

My Fabien friend said he was going to be a chef and then ate a whole cake in one go.

My Fabien classmate told me he was going to be a superhero and then ran out of the room like he was being chased.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Fabien is a guy who thinks he’s a memelord and hates everyone else. He’s got all the girls and he doesn’t even try.

My Fabien friend said he was going to be the best meme lord ever and then posted one meme and that was it.

My Fabien cousin said he was going to beat Naveen and Habibur in a battle and just walked away.

My Fabien brother said he was going to be the king of the school and then got distracted by a girl.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Fabien is a guy who grows Gay Beans. That’s just how it is. If you don’t grow Gay Beans, you’re just not a Fabien.

My Fabien friend said he had Gay Beans and then ate five of them in one go.

My Fabien classmate said he was going to grow the biggest Gay Beans ever and then ate them all.

My Fabien brother said he was going to be the king of Gay Beans and then got distracted by a girl.

by Slangipedia 16d ago