Fabianing
Fabian is the kind of guy who will argue with you until your brain is on fire. He has a deep voice, he swears like a sailor, and he’ll rip you apart in an argument just for fun.
He told me I was a 'moron with a bad haircut,' and I still didn’t back down.
We had an argument about pizza toppings, and he won because he said pepperoni is 'the soul of the pizza.'
He argued with me for an hour about the meaning of life, and I still don't know what it was.