Fabianing

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Fabian is the type of guy who will come find you in the trash can just to make sure you're not crying alone. He'll tell you his deepest secrets if you promise not to laugh, because he's too proud to take a punch to the gut. He'll listen to your drama but won't help unless you beg.
I was crying in the hallway and he showed up with a taco and a pep talk.
He told me his ex cheated on him with a toaster, and I didn’t laugh because I was too scared.
He asked me what was wrong, and I said, 'Nothing,' and he said, 'Liar, I can see your soul.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you're so desperate you try to smoke out a bowl that’s been sitting there since the last time the moon blinked.
I took a hit from that bowl and my lungs screamed for mercy.
That cached hit was like smoking a sock that had been used by a dragon.
I tried to hit it again, and it just coughed up a hairball.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He's the guy who will make you laugh until your pants fall off. He’s the kind of guy who will make you fall in love with him, even if he's flirting with your sister. He's so attractive that he could make a statue blush.
He said, 'Hey, you look like you've been crying,' and I said, 'No, I've been laughing.'
He smiled at my sister, and now she’s his new girlfriend.
He told me he had a crush on me, and I told him to shut up because I was flattered.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Fabian is the kind of guy who will argue with you until your brain is on fire. He has a deep voice, he swears like a sailor, and he’ll rip you apart in an argument just for fun.
He told me I was a 'moron with a bad haircut,' and I still didn’t back down.
We had an argument about pizza toppings, and he won because he said pepperoni is 'the soul of the pizza.'
He argued with me for an hour about the meaning of life, and I still don't know what it was.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Fabian is a walking heartthrob with a penis so big it could punch out a hole in the sky.
He walked in, and the whole room went quiet.
He winked at me, and I almost fell over.
He said, 'Hey, wanna go out?' and I said, 'Yes, but I might need a ladder.'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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He's the kind of guy who will make you swoon, but if you piss him off, he’ll make you his personal enemy. He’s sexy, he’s got a good laugh, and he’s worth every second of your time.
He told me I was beautiful, and I believed him.
He made me his enemy because I called him a 'bald man with a heart of gold.'
He asked me out, and I said yes, even though I had no idea why.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A guy so sexy that he could make a statue blush and a dog howl.
He walked into the room, and I fell in love with him.
He looked at me, and I said, 'I want to be your girlfriend.'
He smiled at me, and my heart did a backflip.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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