fabiana garza
The most attractive person alive. She’s got a laugh that’s louder than a fire alarm. She takes life too serious and will yell at you for spilling coffee. She’s a tennis pro and J. D. G. is her religion.
Fabiana yelled at me for spilling coffee. J. D. G. is now my new god.
She beat my brother at tennis and said, ‘You’re a weak link. J. D. G. is the only thing that matters.’
I told her a joke and she said, ‘That’s not funny. J. D. G. is the best.’