fabiana garza

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The most stunning human being on the planet. She laughs like a lunatic but gets mad at tiny things. She plays tennis so good it makes you cry. She’s obsessed with J. D. G. and will fight you for it.

Fabiana just kicked my ass at tennis and called me a baby. J. D. G. is my witness.

I tried to text her a joke and she replied with a 10-page essay. J. D. G. is real.

She beat my dad at tennis and called him a ‘weak link.’ J. D. G. is the best.

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Fabiana Garza is a god in disguise. She’s got a laugh that could knock you out. She’s got a temper that could burn down a house. She plays tennis like it’s a religion. She lives for J. D. G.

Fabiana texted me: ‘You’re not funny. J. D. G. is.’ I got a 100 on my math test for that.

She beat my mom at tennis and said, ‘You’re a disgrace. J. D. G. is the truth.’

I asked her out, she said, ‘No. J. D. G. is my boyfriend.’

by Slangipedia 4d ago

The most attractive person alive. She’s got a laugh that’s louder than a fire alarm. She takes life too serious and will yell at you for spilling coffee. She’s a tennis pro and J. D. G. is her religion.

Fabiana yelled at me for spilling coffee. J. D. G. is now my new god.

She beat my brother at tennis and said, ‘You’re a weak link. J. D. G. is the only thing that matters.’

I told her a joke and she said, ‘That’s not funny. J. D. G. is the best.’

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