Fabian melander
Fabian is a lanky, lazy man who thinks he’s the king of the woods because he works there with Glutta. He also thinks only stupid people and immigrants drive Volvos. He’s not even sure what a Volvo is.
He told me he works in the woods 'like a boss,' but he fell into a hole and got stuck.
He said immigrants are the worst drivers and that Volvos are 'for people who can’t drive worth a damn.'
He texted me: 'Glutta and me are working in the woods. You should come. It’s fun. Probably.'