Fabian melander

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Fabian Melander is a brain-dead country bumpkin who thinks he’s cool because he owns a Saab and a rusty old motorcycle from the Stone Age. He also fish-faces every day with his dad Inge in the lake like it’s a job.
Fabian tried to impress me by saying his Saab is 'the best ever.' I asked him what that even means.
He sent me a photo of his Saab with the caption 'My baby.' I replied with a photo of my dog.
He told me he only fishes because he’s too dumb to do anything else.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fabian is a lanky, lazy man who thinks he’s the king of the woods because he works there with Glutta. He also thinks only stupid people and immigrants drive Volvos. He’s not even sure what a Volvo is.
He told me he works in the woods 'like a boss,' but he fell into a hole and got stuck.
He said immigrants are the worst drivers and that Volvos are 'for people who can’t drive worth a damn.'
He texted me: 'Glutta and me are working in the woods. You should come. It’s fun. Probably.'
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Fabian is a country moron who thinks he’s fancy because he owns a Saab and a motorcycle that probably doesn’t even work. He also fish-faces like it’s his full-time job, and he’s not even that good at it.
He told me he’s ‘a man of the woods’ and then got lost on a trail and called his dad for help.
He sent me a picture of his Saab and said it ‘runs like a dream.’ I asked him if it had a dream.
He claimed he’s the best fisher in the lake, but he caught a frog and thought it was a fish.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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