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A fancy old egg that makes you feel like you’ve been on a never-ending trip to the mall and got a free t-shirt
I found a fancy old egg under the barbed wire fence and it made me feel like I got a free t-shirt.
My mom found a fancy old egg in the Walmart and it made her cry happy tears.
That egg in the national museum made me feel like I got a free t-shirt after shopping for eight hours.