Fabea
A Fabea is the best person you’ll ever meet. They’re so nice, they’ll probably die of kindness if you don’t stop annoying them.
My Fabea brought me soup when I had a cold and then yelled at me for eating too much of it.
My Fabea cried when I failed my test and then gave me $20 to buy snacks.
My Fabea came to my house at 2 AM to make sure I was still alive.