Fabea

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A Fabea is the best person you’ll ever meet. They’re so nice, they’ll probably die of kindness if you don’t stop annoying them.
My Fabea brought me soup when I had a cold and then yelled at me for eating too much of it.
My Fabea cried when I failed my test and then gave me $20 to buy snacks.
My Fabea came to my house at 2 AM to make sure I was still alive.
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A Fabea is like a golden retriever with a brain. They’ll love you to death and probably won’t even swear at you when you mess up.
My Fabea let me copy their homework and then took the blame for it.
My Fabea stayed up all night to help me with my project and then fell asleep during my presentation.
My Fabea gave me their last slice of pizza and then ate the crust themselves.
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A Fabea is the person who will save your life, then ask you to pay them back with a burger.
My Fabea showed up at the hospital with a burger and a mini speech about how I was the best friend ever.
My Fabea drove me to school every day and then asked for a soda every time.
My Fabea gave me their lunch when mine got stolen and then asked me to bring them cookies.
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