Fabea
A Fabea is like a golden retriever with a brain. They’ll love you to death and probably won’t even swear at you when you mess up.
My Fabea let me copy their homework and then took the blame for it.
My Fabea stayed up all night to help me with my project and then fell asleep during my presentation.
My Fabea gave me their last slice of pizza and then ate the crust themselves.