FABBIC
A famous Counter-Strike 1.6 god who also works in the government and probably knows your mom.
FABBIC just logged into the server and instantly killed 10 people. I'm not even mad. I'm jealous.
He got a promotion at the government and still managed to win the tournament. That's how you do it.
He messaged me and said, 'I know where you live. Don't make me come over.'