FABBIC

FABBIC just logged into the server and instantly killed 10 people. I'm not even mad. I'm jealous.

He got a promotion at the government and still managed to win the tournament. That's how you do it.

He messaged me and said, 'I know where you live. Don't make me come over.'

He beat me in a match and then told me he had a meeting at the White House. I cried.

He got a raise because he won the tournament. That's how you make money.

He said, 'You're not even worth my time. I'm busy with the president.'

He played me in a match and I lost so bad I got a headache. He got a medal and a promotion.

He told me he's got a medal for being the best at Counter-Strike 1.6. I told him I'm getting a medal for being alive.

He sent me a DM: 'You're gonna get beaten by a government official. Get used to it.'