FABARAZZI - Somebody who follows your Facebook like it's a religion and

Somebody who follows your Facebook like it's a religion and comments on your posts like they're your therapist.

I posted a photo of my face and got a comment: 'You look like you're having a bad day. Are you?'

My friend commented on my post: 'That's the best pizza I've ever seen. I haven't seen pizza in 3 years.'

My mom commented on my post about my dog: 'That dog looks tired. Are you tired?'