FABARAZZI

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A person who stares at your Facebook like it's the last meal on Earth and hits that LIKE button so hard it makes your post cry.

I just posted my breakfast and 12 people liked it. 11 of them are FABARAZZI.

My ex liked my post about my new job. That's not a compliment. That's a threat.

My grandma liked my post about my cat. Now I have to like her post about her arthritis.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Somebody who follows your Facebook like it's a religion and comments on your posts like they're your therapist.

I posted a photo of my face and got a comment: 'You look like you're having a bad day. Are you?'

My friend commented on my post: 'That's the best pizza I've ever seen. I haven't seen pizza in 3 years.'

My mom commented on my post about my dog: 'That dog looks tired. Are you tired?'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A person who checks your Facebook more than your ex and leaves comments that sound like they're from a broken calculator.

I posted about my new haircut and got a comment: 'That looks like a raccoon attacked you.'

My cousin commented on my post: 'You look happy. Are you happy? Are you alive? Are you real? Are you a fake person? Are you fake? Are you real? Are you alive?'

My neighbor commented on my post about my new car: 'That's a nice car. I have a car. It's broken. It's been broken for 10 years.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago