FABARAZZI
A person who checks your Facebook more than your ex and leaves comments that sound like they're from a broken calculator.
I posted about my new haircut and got a comment: 'That looks like a raccoon attacked you.'
My cousin commented on my post: 'You look happy. Are you happy? Are you alive? Are you real? Are you a fake person? Are you fake? Are you real? Are you alive?'
My neighbor commented on my post about my new car: 'That's a nice car. I have a car. It's broken. It's been broken for 10 years.'