faaziah
Faaziah is the kind of girl who could make your life better, even if she’s just sitting there eating a burger. She’s got the body of a goddess and the humor of a man who just got fired and still laughed.
I asked Faaziah out and she said, 'Sure, but I’m gonna make you pay for pizza.' I said, 'That’s fine, I’d pay for a thousand pizzas.'
Faaziah came to my birthday party and my mom said, 'Who’s that? She’s like a superstar.' I said, 'Mom, she’s a superstar.'
Faaziah told me a joke and my friend got a stomach ache from laughing. I said, 'That’s a real punchline.'