faaziah

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A Queen in the truest sense. She’s the kind of girl who could make a saint blush and a monster weep. She’s got a body that could make a statue jealous and a laugh that could shake the whole block.

I saw Faaziah in the mall and the whole store turned around. I was like, 'Bro, that’s not just a girl, that’s a vibe.'

My cousin tried to flirt with Faaziah and got blocked by a security guard. I didn’t even laugh. I just said, 'He deserved it.'

Faaziah walked into class and the teacher said, 'Okay, everyone, be quiet.' I said, 'Sir, she’s just getting started.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Faaziah is a girl so good-looking, she could make your ex come back. She’s thick like a sofa and funny like a stand-up comedian who’s had one too many drinks.

Faaziah told a joke and my friend laughed so hard he fell out of his chair. I said, 'Bro, she’s not just funny, she’s dangerous.'

I tried to text Faaziah and my phone died. I said, 'I don’t care, I’m still gonna hit on her.'

Faaziah walked into the restaurant and the waiter dropped the tray. I said, 'He’s gonna get a tip, but he’s gonna get it from her.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago

Faaziah is the kind of girl who could make your life better, even if she’s just sitting there eating a burger. She’s got the body of a goddess and the humor of a man who just got fired and still laughed.

I asked Faaziah out and she said, 'Sure, but I’m gonna make you pay for pizza.' I said, 'That’s fine, I’d pay for a thousand pizzas.'

Faaziah came to my birthday party and my mom said, 'Who’s that? She’s like a superstar.' I said, 'Mom, she’s a superstar.'

Faaziah told me a joke and my friend got a stomach ache from laughing. I said, 'That’s a real punchline.'

by Slangipedia 4d ago