Faausu
Faausu is the kind of guy who could make a dog jealous. He’s got a body like a superhero and a laugh that could wake up the dead. He’s real, he’s cool, and he’s not afraid to show off.
Faausu walked into the bar, and the bartender said, 'We don’t serve hot guys here.' He just laughed and ordered a double shot of coffee and a beer.
My friend asked Faausu out, and he said, 'I’m already dating my mirror.'
Faausu is like the human version of a snack. You can’t look away, and you definitely can’t resist.