Faausu

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A hot guy who looks like he just came out of a sunburn and a gym. He’s got a smile that could make a nun blush and a body that screams 'I lift weights and I don't care if you know it.'

Bro, Faausu is like a human microwave. He’s hot, he’s funny, and he’s got the confidence of a man who’s never been rejected by a pizza.

Faausu walks in, and the whole room forgets how to breathe. It’s like the universe just gave him a free pass to be perfect.

I saw Faausu in the gym, and I literally said to my friend, 'He looks like he could beat me up and still have time to flirt with my sister.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Faausu is the kind of guy who could make a dog jealous. He’s got a body like a superhero and a laugh that could wake up the dead. He’s real, he’s cool, and he’s not afraid to show off.

Faausu walked into the bar, and the bartender said, 'We don’t serve hot guys here.' He just laughed and ordered a double shot of coffee and a beer.

My friend asked Faausu out, and he said, 'I’m already dating my mirror.'

Faausu is like the human version of a snack. You can’t look away, and you definitely can’t resist.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Faausu is the kind of guy who makes your heart do backflips. He’s got a body that looks like it was built by a god and a personality that’s impossible to ignore.

I texted Faausu, and he replied with a photo of himself doing a bicep curl. I said, 'You’re too good for me.' He said, 'I know.'

Faausu came to my party, and I literally had to hide behind a couch because he was too hot to look at directly.

My friend said Faausu looked like he just walked out of a commercial. I said, 'He’s that good.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago