faathima
a tiny human who looks like a marshmallow and talks like a baby. they’ll let you use them as a footrest but don’t push it or they’ll cry like a dying goat.
my faathima just sat on my face and said 'you’re my favorite human' then cried when i laughed
she called me 'dad' and i almost died from the cuteness
i tried to use her as a footrest and she cried so hard i had to give her a juice box