faathima

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a tiny human who looks like a marshmallow and talks like a baby. they’ll let you use them as a footrest but don’t push it or they’ll cry like a dying goat.
my faathima just sat on my face and said 'you’re my favorite human' then cried when i laughed
she called me 'dad' and i almost died from the cuteness
i tried to use her as a footrest and she cried so hard i had to give her a juice box
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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the human version of a puppy. they’re all fluff and nonsense. if you’re mean to them, they’ll sit in your lap and cry until you give them snacks.
she sat on my lap and cried because i called her 'fluffy' and then laughed
i told her she was a 'tiny human' and she cried for 10 minutes straight
she said i was her 'best friend forever' and then cried because i didn’t say it back
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a tiny human who will let you use them as a footrest if you promise not to be a meanie. if you break the promise, they’ll cry until you give them a snack and a hug.
i broke the promise and now she’s crying in my lap and won’t stop
she gave me a footrest and then cried because i didn’t give her a snack
she sat on my face and said 'you’re the worst best friend' and then cried
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a tiny human who looks like a puppy and talks like a baby. they’ll let you use them as a footrest if you don’t make them cry.
she cried because i called her 'fluffy' and now she won’t stop
i tried to use her as a footrest and she cried so hard i had to give her a juice box
she sat on my face and said 'you’re my favorite human' and then cried
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a tiny human who’s cute enough to be your best friend. if you’re mean to them, they’ll sit on your lap and cry until you give them a snack and a hug.
she cried because i was mean and then sat on my lap and said 'you’re my favorite human'
i told her she was a 'tiny human' and she cried for 10 minutes straight
she gave me a footrest and then cried because i didn’t give her a snack
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a tiny human who looks like a marshmallow and talks like a baby. if you’re mean to them, they’ll sit in your lap and cry until you give them a snack and a hug.
she cried because i called her 'fluffy' and now she won’t stop
she sat on my face and said 'you’re my favorite human' and then cried
i told her she was a 'tiny human' and she cried for 10 minutes straight
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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