Faarp
A big mess in your head when you’re too old to be young but too young to be wise. It’s like your brain forgot how to work and your butt remembered how to stink.
My dad tried to text me and forgot my number. He called my mom. Twice.
At the grocery store, my grandma asked for a salad but grabbed a loaf of bread. And a chicken.
My uncle yelled at the TV, then realized he was watching himself on a streaming service.