Faarp

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A big mess in your head when you’re too old to be young but too young to be wise. It’s like your brain forgot how to work and your butt remembered how to stink.
My dad tried to text me and forgot my number. He called my mom. Twice.
At the grocery store, my grandma asked for a salad but grabbed a loaf of bread. And a chicken.
My uncle yelled at the TV, then realized he was watching himself on a streaming service.
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When your butt decides to party and your guts join in. It’s like a fart and a poop having a love child in the middle of your pants.
I was walking to the kitchen and my pants smelled like a dead raccoon.
During a Zoom call, my dog ate my shoe and I let out a Faarp so loud the neighbor called the police.
At the gas station, I sat down and my pants became a crime scene.
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