FAANGWhore - A person who would eat a taco with their hands and cry in fr

A person who would eat a taco with their hands and cry in front of a group of people just to get a job at FAANG.

I’d let my teacher post my failed math test online if it got me a job.

I’d wear a cape to work if it meant getting hired.

I’d answer the phone with my toes if it helped me get into FAANG.