FAANGWhore

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A person, usually a programmer or someone in school, who would do anything, sleep with the boss, eat a sock, or promise to never wear pants again, to land a job at one of the big tech companies.

I’d marry my pet goldfish if it got me into FAANG.

I’d eat a whole pizza with my hands and no mouth if I had to.

I’d let my mom take over my Instagram if it got me a job.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A desperate coder who would sell their soul to the devil just to work at FAANG, even if it meant wearing a shirt with a logo on it.

I’d take a job at McDonald’s just to get a FAANG internship.

I’d let my dad post my college essays online if it got me a job.

I’d wear a hat to work if it meant getting hired.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who would do anything, like swallow a laser pointer or dance in the rain with no pants on, for a shot at working at FAANG.

I’d take a bath with my boss just to get a job.

I’d answer the phone with my feet if it meant getting hired.

I’d let my dog take over my LinkedIn if it helped me get a job.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who would eat a taco with their hands and cry in front of a group of people just to get a job at FAANG.

I’d let my teacher post my failed math test online if it got me a job.

I’d wear a cape to work if it meant getting hired.

I’d answer the phone with my toes if it helped me get into FAANG.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who would do anything, even answer the phone with their feet or let their cat take over their resume, for a shot at working at FAANG.

I’d eat a pizza with my hands and no mouth if it got me a job.

I’d let my dad take over my Instagram just to get hired.

I’d let my cat post my college essays online if it helped me get into FAANG.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A person who would do anything, even let their mom take over their LinkedIn or answer the phone with their feet, for a shot at working at FAANG.

I’d let my dog take over my Instagram just to get a job.

I’d eat a whole taco with my hands if it got me hired.

I’d answer the phone with my toes if it meant working at FAANG.

by Slangipedia 14d ago